A small list of stupid comments and phrases people make. (Updated- 3 more)
February 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm | In Uncategorized | 11 CommentsI’m not the kind of person to talk about what’s happening in the World recently. Basically, only stuff that revolves around me. So if you don’t give a shit about me or my life. Do yourself a favour and don’t read this. Thanks
Quite often people I meet or people I already know come out with some stupid crap…
1. “I’m probably the most random person you’ll ever meet!”
No you’re not, why is it that the majority of people I meet claim to be the most random person I will ever meet? You’re not random, just idiotic.
2. “(Name) luvz (Name) 4eva & eva”
No you won’t, I bet you’ll break up by the end of the month.
3. “ello” – “Hi…” – “how r u” – “I’m okay.” – “gdgd wubu2″ …
Small talk = Bullshit.
4. “im pissed lol!!!”
I don’t care, what do you expect me to say? “Oh wow cool, having fun lol? I wish I was drunk can I come? Being drunk is so cool and hardcore, cor I wish I was drunk, you’re cool”
5. I walk up to some people I know who are already conversing.
“What about you?” What about me? Why involve me in a conversation where I have no clue as to what the subject is?
6. “hey do u no ne girls who got a cam?”
Are you serious? Go shove your hand in a blender.
7. “this pic is ugly, i hate it”
Why the hell would you display it. You’re obviously seeking sympathy. Either that or you just have no common sense.
8. “Why did you just do that?” – “cuz i was bored”
If you’re that bored, get up, go out. Find something else to do.
9. “You heard.”
Why the hell would I ask you to repeat yourself if I heard you?
10. “What are you looking at?”
Probably the most unobservant moron ever.
11. “Rough night last night?”
Ok, I mostly get that at work in the morning, let’s face it. I’m not a morning owl, I’m drowsy most of the time. I get several elderly people who assume I was out drinking and getting pissed. Why do they think that? Is it because I’m a teenager? That’s stereotyping, right there.
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My god, I couldn’t agree more with any of those. Very accurate list.
Comment by Chief Snake — February 29, 2008 #
@#7.
Cuz i wanna get commentz lyk “omg ur hot lets fuk!” k? u gt a problem wiv dat?
kthxbai xoxoxoxox
Comment by Anubis — February 29, 2008 #
ya same az nubiz k?
nubiz lez do 1t plz
Comment by Steven — March 1, 2008 #
9. “You heard.”
Why the hell would I ask you to repeat yourself if I heard you?
Ahaha, gonna remember that one.
Comment by Chief Snake — March 2, 2008 #
The “you heard” one is so true. Man, I’ve heard that one many times it gets annoying! WHY WOULD I ASK THEM!
Thanks for that
Comment by Sworder — March 4, 2008 #
Lmao at “You heard.”
I get that from my friends, it’s quite annoying. #-o
Comment by Steven — March 5, 2008 #
Nice. Perfect observations.
Lmao at #6
Comment by ryan1 — March 13, 2008 #
I agree with all except 1&2,
1: This is half true for me and some of my friends, they are the weirdest person you have met until you have met me.
2: People do this to show their affection for one another, so that they wont break up.
Comment by 99887 — March 15, 2008 #
Oh and i especially agree with number 10, I usually make some comment about them. “A pathetic excuse for a human” or something to that effect.
Comment by 99887 — March 15, 2008 #
1. You cannot prove that you’re the most randomest person I have met, as you haven’t met all the other people that I have.
Only I get to be the judge on who I believe is the most random person.
2. How long did that last? I doubt it will be “4eva” so they claim.
Comment by Alex — March 15, 2008 #
1: Well almost everyone I know says I am the most random person they have met, but i guess there is always someone who is even more random.
2: Of course it can’t last for ever, nothing lasts forever. It just lasts a bit longer, of course some do this just to get laid.
Comment by 99887 — March 15, 2008 #