Alextommo’s Weblog

I’m not the kind of person to talk about what’s happening in the World recently. Basically, only stuff that revolves around me. So if you don’t give a shit about me or my life. Do yourself a favour and don’t read this. Thanks

Quite often people I meet or people I already know come out with some stupid crap…

1. “I’m probably the most random person you’ll ever meet!”

No you’re not, why is it that the majority of people I meet claim to be the most random person I will ever meet? You’re not random, just idiotic.

2. “(Name) luvz (Name) 4eva & eva”

No you won’t, I bet you’ll break up by the end of the month.

3. “ello” – “Hi…” – “how r u” – “I’m okay.” – “gdgd wubu2″ …

Small talk = Bullshit.

4. “im pissed lol!!!”

I don’t care, what do you expect me to say? “Oh wow cool, having fun lol? I wish I was drunk can I come? Being drunk is so cool and hardcore, cor I wish I was drunk, you’re cool”

5. I walk up to some people I know who are already conversing.

“What about you?” What about me? Why involve me in a conversation where I have no clue as to what the subject is?

6. “hey do u no ne girls who got a cam?”

Are you serious? Go shove your hand in a blender.

7. “this pic is ugly, i hate it”

Why the hell would you display it. You’re obviously seeking sympathy. Either that or you just have no common sense.

8. “Why did you just do that?” – “cuz i was bored”

If you’re that bored, get up, go out. Find something else to do.

9. “You heard.”

Why the hell would I ask you to repeat yourself if I heard you?

10. “What are you looking at?”

Probably the most unobservant moron ever.

11. “Rough night last night?”

Ok, I mostly get that at work in the morning, let’s face it. I’m not a morning owl, I’m drowsy most of the time. I get several elderly people who assume I was out drinking and getting pissed. Why do they think that? Is it because I’m a teenager? That’s stereotyping, right there.