Alextommo’s Weblog

I’ll keep this one short.

People who smoke…

It angers me that my colleagues get to take frequent breaks from work to feed their pathetic little addiction. “Can I pop outside for a quick fag?” Grrr, no! Why didn’t you go during your sodding break?

Speaking of  cigarettes, why are there so many fucking brands? B&H, Lambert & Butler, Mayfair…

Here’s an idea: Cigarettes. How about that? Screw all these other brands lets just have “Cigarettes” What’s the difference? On one of my first days:

“20 Lambert and Butler please.” – “Lamb butt and what?” >:(

Another thing, if a customer breaks something, they have to pay for it. I’m serious, they put a jar of mayonnaise on the till which has way too much stuff on it and it falls off. “Woops! Shall I quickly go get another one?”

Yes, if you want to pay for that too. You just damaged some of our property. I’ll be happy to pay for an £11.99 bottle of Archers Schnapps if I break it.

I’m done for now.